Air Conditioner Settings I’d Like To See

As you may have heard, there’s a bit of a heat wave going on in the Northeast this week. It follows a monster heat wave a couple of weeks ago out West. One thing that’s become clear is we need more aggressive settings on our air conditioners to handle such extreme weather. Here are some suggestions:

BRAIN FREEZE

MEAT LOCKER

WASP FAMILY DINNER

POLAR PLUNGE

FIRST DAY OF SLED DOG PRACTICE

SIBERIAN SUNRISE

FROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER

ICE QUEEN

THANKSGIVING WITH THE SPITZERS

IGLOO

I feel cooler already.