In this era of personal branding and endless accessorizing, I think babies should have their own versions of classic songs. It might be just the thing to revitalize the music industry. Same great songs, different point of view. I’ve got your first playlist right here.

SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL OVER

PAPA’S GOT A BRAND NEW DIAPER BAG

WAAH THIS WAY

TAKE THIS NAP AND SHOVE IT

I GOT YOU, BEAR

TIMEOUT IN A BOTTLE

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGHCHAIR

LEADER OF THE PACK ‘N PLAY

CRYING IN THE CHAPEL, THE BANK, THE GROCERY STORE…

CALIFORNIA TEETHIN’

WHAT’S GOING ON (IN THAT CAR SEAT)

BE MY BINKIE

UMBRELLA STROLLER

FREE BURP

CRIB OVER TROUBLED WATER

HOUSE OF THE RISING SON

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT

I smell a winner!