Sad to say, but not every scented candle idea is a winner. For every “Fresh Cotton Blanket Resting on Beach Blossoms,” there’s something that doesn’t quite work. Take these, for instance:

BURNT BROCCOLI

SUMO SUIT HAMPER

CAUCUS ROOM COFFEE

HEAT WAVE LITTER BOX

DAD’S SWEATPANTS

LOW TIDE

VASE WATER

EXPIRATION DATE SURPRISE

DAY-OLD RISOTTO

DUSTY STORAGE CLOSET

THAT THING IN THE VEGETABLE CRISPER

ROAD APPLE

HALITOSIS CLINIC WAITING ROOM

SAUERKRAUT CONTEST LOSER

LANDFILL LILACS

STOCKYARD POT POURRI

You get the idea. Feel free to add your own!