Cleverness is usually a good thing when it comes to naming a product – but not always. Here are some (fictitious) products that aren’t likely to be on anybody’s shopping list.

LEGO WAFFLES

DEPOSITION IN A DRUM

THE POCKET PROCTOLOGIST

iFORK

WART WHACKER

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT REFLUX

CHOCK FULL O’ NITRATES

MISTER BRIS

LA-Z-BOY HOME FITNESS CENTER

BEERIOS

KENTUCKY FRIED PIGEON

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