The tax filing deadline is soon upon us, which means America’s accountants are shifting into overdrive. But what happens to them once tax season is over? Do they feed their creative side with music, art or writing? Here’s what I think they’d come up with if they exchanged their calculators for typewriters:
CRY, THE BELOVED REFUND
ALL QUIET ON THE AUDIT FRONT
CATCH W-2
CENTS AND SENSIBILITY
THE ACCOUNTS OF MONTE CRISTO
FAHRENHEIT 1040
OF MUNICIPAL BONDAGE
BRIDESHEAD HOME OFFICE REVISITED
THE SCARLET LEDGER
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN IN BARBADOS
RECEIPTS OF WRATH
PILGRIM’S PROFITS
HARRY POTTER AND THE LOOPHOLE OF DOOM
DAVID COPPERFIELD, C.P.A.
GULLIVER’S TRAVEL EXPENSES
A CONFEDERACY OF DEDUCTIONS
MIDDLEMARCH FILERS
DR. JEKYLL AND “MR. HIDE YOUR ASSETS”
CHARLOTTE’S NET
A TALE OF TWO INCOMES
THE OLD MAN AND THE SCHEDULE C
Feel free to add to The List! And let’s hope our accountants don’t have to be so creative with our returns.