Happy Columbus Day, folks! Despite what you may have learned over the years about Mr. C., there are a few tidbits of personal information that most people don’t know. Take a gander.
GPS LADY TOLD HIM HE WAS IN INDIA
HAD A FOURTH SHIP NAMED THE “DEBBIE”
INVENTED “CASUAL FRIDAYS”
FOR KICKS, HE TOLD PEOPLE TOBACCO TASTED GREAT IN LASAGNA
CORRECTLY PREDICTED THE CAPITAL OF OHIO WOULD BE NAMED AFTER HIM
ALWAYS HAD TO WORK ON COLUMBUS DAY
ONCE TIED THE FAMILY DOG TO THE ROOF OF THE SHIP
CLOSE FRIENDS CALLED HIM CEE-CEE
WOULD HAVE STOPPED FIRST IN FLORIDA, BUT HE MISSED THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL
THOUGHT MAGELLAN WAS A HACK
Enjoy the day, everyone.