With St. Patrick’s Day around the corner, here are some festive Irish names you won’t see in real life. Probably.

EMERIL DIAL

ERIN GOBRYE

LePREE KAHN

TAMMY O. SHANTER

BARNEY STONE

FAITH N. BEGORRA

GAIL ICKSTORM

WARREN O. DeGREENE

BLESS U. HART

SHELLY LEE

IVANA SHUMROCK

May the road rise up to meet you!