We all know that critics sometimes get things wrong, but until recently we didn’t have to see those ill-conceived reviews shoved in our face all the time. Thanks, social media! Here’s a look at how things might have been if Twitter existed centuries ago.

STILL WAITING FOR #GODOT … WTF?

GIVE ME #SALIERI > THE MOZART KID ANY DAY. #FLASHINTHEPAN

2 SUGGESTIONS, @UNCLEWALTDISNEY: LOWER HIS VOICE & MAKE HIM A MOOSE. #MICKEYMOOSE

A LIVELIER SUBJECT MIGHT HAVE HELPED. #MONALISA @DAVINCI

#JAILHOUSEROCK? MEH. CAN’T @ELVISHASLEFTTHEBUILDING JUST STAND STILL AND SING? ALSO, WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS LIP?

THIS @JWILKESBOOTH SHOWS REAL PROMISE. #YOUNGTHESPIANSTOWATCH

FRANKLY, IT PUT ME TO SLEEP. #RIPVANWINKLE

WORST. VOICE. EVER. @THEREALBOBDYLAN

NOT ENOUGH WHALE – CALL ME WHEN SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENS, ISHMAEL. #MOBYDICK

ROMEO + JULIET = YAWN. @WILLSHAKES

#PSYCHO? ALL SHOCK, NO SUBSTANCE. LOVE @HITCH, BUT WHO WILL REMEMBER THAT SHOWER SCENE A YEAR FROM NOW?

 You get the idea. Give it a try – add to The List!