The famed Westminster Kennel Club has added six new breeds to its competition this year, which is right around the corner.  That’s a good start, but they haven’t gone nearly far enough. Here are some breeds that would spice things up immeasurably.

JERSEY HORNDOGS

FIST-POUND PUPPIES

LI’L BOW WOWS

BRAZILIAN HAIRLESS

NEW ENGLAND SHEEPISHDOGS

HUCKLEBERRY HOUNDS

AFGHAN WHIGS

CONNECTICUT WINTRY MIXES

PUG UGLIES

BEARDED BELGIANS

UNSOBERMEN PINSCHERS

WORCESTERSHIRE POINTERS

BLUE SHARPIES

HUMONGOUS SCHNAUZERS

HAVANESE HOTDOGS

Now, those are some cool canines. Feel free to add to the List!