The Jimbo List recently had occasion to delve into the wonderful world of air travel and came away with some stunning revelations about flight delays. Turns out it’s not weather or poor scheduling that keeps people cooling their heels on the ground – it’s other things entirely!
THE MANDATORY FAMILY WITH A CRYING BABY IS STUCK IN TRAFFIC
RAN OUT OF STALE, TASTELESS CRACKERS
WILLIAM SHATNER SAW A DUDE IN A DOG COSTUME MESSING WITH THE WING
PILOT IS WATCHING “DOWNTON ABBEY” IN THE COCKPIT
GPS LADY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TOLEDO, NOT TORONTO
ALEC BALDWIN JUST GOT A NEW APP
TWO GRUMPY BUSINESSMEN, ONE REMAINING OVERHEAD BIN
HAD TO AVOID HUGE POCKET OF INERTIA AROUND WASHINGTON, D.C.
DRUNK GUY IN FIRST CLASS KEEPS TRYING TO PUT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT IN A LOCKED, UPRIGHT POSITION
Safe travels, my friends.