Far too many people associate their personal value as humans with the work they happen to do. But imagine how much more difficult that would be if their name reflected their occupation. It might also be sort of funny. For instance …

TIM BURR – LUMBERJACK

DOE REISER – BAKER

HY STANDISH – HIGH WIRE ARTIST

CARY LEMON – USED CAR DEALER

FLIP BERGER – SHORT ORDER COOK

REGULA CAFFEY – BARISTA FROM BOSTON

MAE GAMBLE – PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYER

JACK HAMMER – CONSTRUCTION WORKER

LISA CARR – HERTZ RENTAL AGENT

ANDY MANN – BRITISH HANDYMAN

PEG LEGGETT – PIRATE

OWEN HOUSEHOLDER – MORTGAGE BROKER

SKIP CHURCH – ATHEIST

MARK GRAVES – TOMBSTONE DETAILER

BERYL TAPPER – BARTENDER

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