Like everyone else, The Jimbo List has been struck with a deep sense of warmth for all things Boston. But what to do? What would be appropriate? … Hmm … Got it! We’ll just rename some stuff in Boston’s honor.

EIFFEL TOWAH

WICKED GOODYEAR BLIMP

TAWMMY HILFIGAH

THE HUB TELESCOPE

IKEAR

CENTRAL PAHK

BOSTON STRONG BAKED BEANS

RED LOBSTAH

GREAT WALL OF CHINER

TALCUM POWDAH

GUMMI BEAHS