The Jimbo List understands it’s never too early to make your summer music festival plans. After all, that perfect sunglasses-and-sandals combo isn’t just going to find itself, am I right? It’s also important to know which festivals to avoid. But never fear. Here is a handy List of events you’d do well to skip.

POUGHKEEPSIEPALOOZA

LIVE ACHE

KAMIKAZECON

ABUSIVE COACHELLA

SYRIAROO

CONCERT FOR A FREE BOCA RATON

GWYNETH FAIR

DRIFTWOODSTOCK

ANTFARM AID

And please remember: Don’t take the brown acid.