After considerable debate and more than a little national attention, New York City is going ahead with a ban on large, sugary drinks at certain types of businesses. It’s a big victory for Mayor Michael Bloomberg, but why should he stop there? Here are a few suggestions for other things to ban:

THE TIMES SQUARE BEDBUG FESTIVAL

CHARLIE SHEEN

STEAKHOUSES THAT CHARGE $15 FOR A BAKED POTATO

LARGE, SUGARY POLITICIANS

SPITTING WHILE WALKING

“NO PARKING” SIGNS THAT REQUIRE A LAW DEGREE TO UNDERSTAND

BABY TALK WITHOUT A BABY PRESENT

HAILING A CAB WITH A BOA CONSTRICTOR

CALLING YOUR EX AFTER THREE DRINKS

HITTING “REPLY ALL” WHEN YOU DON’T NEED TO

You don’t have to thank me, Mr. Mayor.