Now that His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI has officially tweeted, it’s only a matter of time before he learns the lingo of Twitter and allows his personality to show. Here’s what I’ll be looking for:

OMG! It’s crazy hot under this hat!

@POTUS Yes, it IS a bitchin’ set of wheels. I’ll DM you the name of my car guy.

My bad – I thought MT meant Mass Tweet

I’ll bring the wine. RT @DalaiLama Wii bowling L8R, guys?

#Crusades #clergyscandal #fail

NO! The guy who played Cliff on Cheers is NO RELATION!

Always meant to tell you, @DFlutie, nice toss.

Bless U, Tweeps!