Here’s an idea to solve the perpetual gridlock in government and politics: Let’s give all the politicians rapper names! It’ll add some spark to the process and perhaps even prompt our leaders to speak the truth more often. Plus, think of how much fun it would be to follow the exploits of:

MC BOEHNER

BARACK “TWO-PACK” OBAMA

LI’L HILLARY

DICK “GRUFF DADDY” CHENEY

NEWT-TANG CLAN

PALIN FIASCO

NOT-SO-YOUNG REID-Y

MICHELLE-L COOL J BACHMAnN

DEMINEMS

NOTORIOUS GOP

JOE “JAY-B” BIDEN

MITT ROMNEY-ROMM

SLICK RICK PERRY

SIR TAX-A-LOT

BIG DADDY MCCAIN

ICE-T PARTY

RUN-DNC

RANDY RAND PAUL

CHRIS LUDAKRISTY

So who did I leave out?