Now that the Rolling Stones have decided to do some 50th anniversary concerts this fall, it seems only fitting to adapt some classic rock and roll songs to the particular needs of senior citizens. See what you think.

IN A GADDA DA GEEZER

HEY! YOU! GET OFF MYLAWN

CATARACT SCRATCH FEVER

LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DENTURES

WHO ARE YOU? NO, SERIOUSLY, WHO ARE YOU?

PAPA’S GOT A BRAND NEW SAG

SWEET NURSING HOME ALABAMA

A MUCH WHITER SHADE OF PALE

WON’T GET FOOLED (BY TELEMARKETERS) AGAIN

THE HOUSE OF THE RISING BLOOD PRESSURE

SLOOOW RIDE

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO TO DUANE READE

BROWN EYED GRANNY

I CAN’T SEE FOR MILES

BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE BIRD

Can you think of any others? Add to The List!