Now that we’ve experienced the phenomenon that is “Sharknado,” there’s no stopping the toothy creatures from taking over Hollywood. Here’s what a full-scale shark attack at the local cinema would look like.
SHARKS ON A PLANE
RAGING SHARK
RAIDERS OF THE LOST SHARK
SHARK OF STEEL
THE GREAT SHARKSBY
THE SHARKSHANK REDEMPTION
HONEY, I SHRANK THE SHARK
STAR TREK INTO SHARKNESS
IT’S A WONDERFUL SHARK
TRAINSHARKING
ZERO SHARK THIRTY
SOME LIKE IT SHARK
SHARKDOG MILLIONAIRE
MR. SHARK GOES TO WASHINGTON
GOSFORD SHARK
12 ANGRY SHARKS
THE SHARK WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE
BRAVESHARK
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN SHARK
JURASSIC SHARK
Be afraid. Be very afraid.