Sports Stadium Names Too Ridiculous to Work

So many stadiums, so little time. With baseball, basketball and hockey ongoing – and football never far from a fan’s thoughts – the staff here at The Jimbo List would like to ponder a few arena names that (hopefully) will never happen.

MILLER GENUINE DRAFT DODGERS STADIUM

PROZAC PARK

SAN FRANCISCO SHAKE SHACK

CHICAGO BUILD-A-BEARS FIELD

GOOGLE CHROME DOME

PENTHOUSE FORUM

POLITICO ARENA

STARBUCKS COFFEE GROUNDS

OUTBACK YARDS

COLISEUM FOR DUMMIES

DEPENDS FIELD

ENERGY DRINK RINK

STAY PUFT STADIUM

WRIGLEY PIGGLY WIGGLY FIELD

You’ll notice I steered clear of Enron Field. Add to The List!