Here’s just what a patriotic public needs this Fourth of July. It’s a special, holiday List of Twitter messages our Founding Fathers would have sent – if they had the Internet and they weren’t so busy starting a new country.

@PAULREVERE, ONE=LAND, TWO=SEA?

FIRST IT WAS STARS, THEN IT WAS STRIPES. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE! #FLAGLADY

LOVED THE FIRST DRAFT, @TJEFF!

@GEORGEWASH IS THE MAYOR OF VALLEY FORGE #FOURSQUARE

HEY, @BENARNOLD, NOT COOL. #TURNCOAT

WHAT SOUNDS BETTER: DON’T TREAD ON ME OR DON’T TREAD ON MOI?

RT @THE REALBENFRANKLIN: REMEMBER, LADIES GET IN FREE 2NITE @ POOR RICHARD’S

I’LL BE LIVE BLOGGING TODAY’S TEA PARTY. CHECK IT OUT! #BEANTOWN

@LAFAYETTE, WE R HERE!

#FF @T-PAINE, @JIMBOMADISON, @ADAMSFAMILY, @THATHAMILTONGUY, @JPAULJONES, @BETSY76

#CORNWALLISFAIL

1CRACKED BELL, INDEPENDENCE HALL, PHILADELPHIA #SEECLICKFIX

@SAMADAMS I’LL BRING THE BEER

Happy Fourth of July, everyone. Freedom rocks.