Now that Burger King has finally decided to sack its “King” character, a few unsavory facts about the King can be revealed.
HIS HEAD ISN’T MADE OF PLASTIC OR WOOD – IT’S ALL BOTOX
OFTEN HIRED ESCORT SERVICES, USING THE NAME “RON BURGUNDY”
IF YOU RAISE HIS CHIN, A PEZ CANDY COMES OUT OF HIS NECK
HIS FATHER IS FORMER CNN HOST LARRY KING
ORIGINALLY WON THE JOB IN A STARING CONTEST
STILL NOT AS CREEPY AS JACK IN THE BOX
ALREADY HAS APPLICATIONS IN AT KING KOIL, CHESS KING AND WHITE CASTLE
USES A BUTT DOUBLE
QUEEN LATIFAH FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HIM IN 2004
HAS TAKEN TO CALLING HIMSELF “THE WHOPPER”
So long, King!